There is a little patch next to my nipple that just won't go away. It's all flaky and SO much fun to pick. I was just playing with it yesterday (hey, nipples are fun anyway) and peeling bits off and relished I had absentmindedly covered the whole bed in my gross nipple snow.
Sheets quickly in wash before boyfriend got home. Communal washing machine. Whatever people are wearing today, it will have tiny particles of my nipple skin.